Idontfeellikeitis

You decided, you want to do this, you sit down, you prepare yourself to get down to business, you grab that mouse, start typing and actually doing your work, and after maybe 4 seconds, you just don’t feel like it. Yes. You drop whatever you were doing and stop doing whatever you were up to, because you don’t feel like it. Hold on, I have to go do nothing because I don’t feel like writing anymore. Anyway, as I was trying to point out, Idonfeellikeitis is not to be confused with Procrastinitis, they are two completely different things. When infected by the Idontfeellikeitis you just simply don’t have the will to do anything constructive nor destructive. You just sit there like a plant, performing some kind of photosynthesis, and just existing, but not doing anything.

When you wake up in the morning, and when you open your eyes, you already know that it is one of those days when you won’t do anything at all throughout the whole day. Just lying in bed, contemplating life, planning on what (not) to do today, yep, one of those days. Not even the apocalypse could make you be productive, you would just probably roll over in bed like: ‘Ugh, I don’t even feel like being judged upon, get lost riders.’ Even breathing is too hard and if it weren’t an automated function a lot of people would be dead, just because they didn’t feel like breathing that day.

There are only two options. 1 – You just let yourself be absorbed by the nothing-doing-ness and try to survive the day, in the hopes that tomorrow will bring change. 2 – you get your lazy butt out of bed and forcefully try to do something, making yourself struggle through the day but getting rid of the Idontfeellikeitis, maybe, hopefully, I don’t feel like getting out of bed. With either choice, make sure you stay away from sharp objects because if you get hurt you won’t feel like calling for help, you will just sit there, looking at your wound, wondering, until someone stumbles upon you, half dead, probably staining the carpet. Do you know how hard it is to remove carpet stains? Just imagine the cleaning you would have to do. Not to mention the time it would require. Oh yeah, there is also the fact that you will scare someone because of your actions, so stop being a comatose zombie, get up, stand up and tell the world you are ready and nothing can stop you. Come on, what are you waiting for, do it, DO IT NOW!

In either case of Idontfeellikeitis and Procrastinitis, only one thing can be done, and um, I don’t feel like writing it down, and um plus, look a butterfly.