(F)Art
Crossed swords
Unwanted company
Scarlett was looking for an alley or a dark corner she could lead her stalkers to, although she had no luck. However, she did find the shrine, many shrines in one place actually. Because this town had no real temples, the townsfolk only built shrines to worship their deities. ‘This will be a short prayer. Pelor, forgive me.’ Scarlett was thinking while pulling out a small candle from her bag, lighting it and placing it next to the other candles. She then proceeded to lower her head in order to say her prayers. For a while, there was silence broken by the sound of birds chirping. ‘… and please look over Dylan as well…’ Suddenly, Scarlett heard a loud whooshing sound from her right; she immediately pulled out a small shield which she was carrying on her back, hidden under her cloak. She managed to block the speeding arrow, but had to move quickly as another one was on its deadly way. Scarlett moved quickly, in a zigzag pattern to avoid any other arrows, but before she knew it, she was jumped by a man wearing a black cloak.
Dylan was still searching the market, not looking for anything in particular, and only browsing. Suddenly, he had a sudden rush down his spine. Something was wrong, ‘I should better find Scarlet.’ He never liked to be separated from his sister, although he was the younger sibling, he always took care of Scarlett. Dylan picked up the pace and tried to shake the two stalkers. However, no matter how hard he tried, they were always there. ‘Darn it. I should lose them fast and find Scarlett.’ He thought that maybe if he lured them to the edge of the town, he could dispose of them quickly, and without witnesses. At the end of the market he took a left turn and hoped that he will reach some kind of a secluded area, hopefully a place where his stalkers could scream without anyone hearing them.
Classless
Hey lady!
Being a lady is not easy, but at the same time it is not hard either. You just have to follow a few simple etiquette rules, no big deal there. Well, it seems like the instructions are not clear enough. Or girls forgot how to read. Seems that today, to be a classy lady you must know how to twerk, to hashtag your food and to treat men like garbage. Oh yeah, do not forget about looking down on people, that is very important to be a respectful member of society. And for the lovely “ladies” reading this right now, sarcasm intended.
Since when do we like girls that behave like Neanderthals? Of course you do not have to behave like a peach every time, but seriously, where is the line drawn? If I wanted to hang out with someone who is obnoxious, I could have just called me guy friends. Ladies should be sophisticated and intricate, not loud, obnoxious ten-year olds.